So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.
He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he
popped into your head,
my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE
the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone
I bet he’s on Tumblr
This line was ad-libbed by Marilyn… telling, isn’t it.
do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin
do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan
does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos
we’ll tell you in a sec
WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION?!1/1?
Mikey and Cal seem dead on every pictures haha + pouty Luke on the 2nd, i cant
THE REAL QUESTION HERE IS WHY DOES LUKE WORK OUT IN A SHIRT??!?!??!!
Can we talk about the fact that Ashton is the last man standing in all of these photos hE’S SO STRONG AND MUSCLEY SEND HELP
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